Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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