I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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