Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Is it penis luge time yet?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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