I'm drive I can fine osifer
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
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