Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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