belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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