she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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