My Higher Power is John Stamos
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
His nipple licking is glorious
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