He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
she looked like the before picture.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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