I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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