everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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