Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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