forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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