that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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