is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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