she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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