and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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