Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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