I just saw a hot homeless man
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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