we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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