also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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