Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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