Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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