Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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