he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
he thought i was a dude.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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