well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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