TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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