Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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