he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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