hotel room ftw
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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