you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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