we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
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