Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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