This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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