nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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