D3 body, D1 cock
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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