I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
We need to get me chipped asap
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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