I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
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