ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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