Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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