You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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