Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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