thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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