My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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