After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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