Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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