She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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