I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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