i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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