Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
When are your genitals available?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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