Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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