It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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