Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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