have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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