if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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