honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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