Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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