butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
this will be a night to untag.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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