we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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