Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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